Some things are better left unsaid... (Part 1)

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short period of time. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few lines on how marital sex felt.

The 1st girl sent a card from Hawaii 2 days after her wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said...

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What will the jar say? Was the daughter's cherry popped well? Stay tuned to HIPS GONE WILD.

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