Some things are better left unsaid... (Part 3)

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack,

"Extra Long. King Size."

She was again slightly embarrassed, but nonetheless happy for her daughter.

The 3rd girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still no word. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways". Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA. The ad said...

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What did the ad say? Did that lousy 3rd son-in-law complain that the daughter was too flat? Find out more in the next episode of HIPS GONE WILD

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